It bothers me that people talk about how much New Jersey smells when NYC is really what stinks! It smells like a mixture of shit, piss, stale coffee and cigarettes. That's because the streets are filled with shit, piss, stale coffee and cigarettes.
On my walk from 33rd street to 42nd there is one spot that doesn't smell horrible. It's my good smell spot. I actually stop speed walking to stand in this spot and breathe it in. It's a Starbucks next to a Hot and Crusty. It's mostly the Hot and Crusty that smells really good, but the Starbucks helps.
I'm sure people think I'm a freak when I stop to smell the fresh New York City air (har har).
But I am a freak.
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Dontcha?
The only thing that stops this moment of bliss is when smelly people stand in my good smell spot.
Sometime's is a jerk with a cigarette. Sometimes it's the homeless guy with his pants around his ankles. Sometimes it's shit, piss, stale coffee and cigarette all at once!
Don't fuck with my good smell spot!
He made a fire, and he made it so good... all the neighbors thought he was up to no good!
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